Gay Theorem & Lesbian Theorem

Lesbian Theorem

Statement

• lesbian women are just straight men

proof

• LHS = ask your lesbian friend about her preferance in men vs women

• RHS = ask your straight friend about his preferance in men vs women

• this will yeild LHS=RHS 100% of time

Gay Theorem

Statement

• gay men are just straight women

proof

• LHS = ask your gay friend about her preferance in men vs women

• RHS = ask your straight friend about his preferance in men vs women

• this will yeild LHS=RHS 100% of time

Conclusion

• this proves no gender exist in this world